Let's Snatch Up A New Wedding Cake Trend for 2018!

 
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With all the marching women around the world right now, it is somewhat with a delicate approach that I blog about this subject ... I know there is a lot happening right now that requires a sensitive touch when it comes to the lady figure ... heck, I'm proud to be a woman right now!  The voice that all the amazing women are shouting right now makes me so happy!!  Love that it's being heard.  I'm just not so sure it needs to be seen on a

WEDDING CAKE

... still with me?  No, I'm not talking about a bachelor or bachelorette party cake  ... I am talking about a wedding cake that looks like ... well ... look, I'm just going to say it:

GEODE WEDDING CAKES LOOK LIKE A GIANT VAGINA IS FLOATING ON THEM

Ok??  I'm sorry ... again, I am all for celebrating women ... but does Lady V really need to sparkle and show her stuff to the entire wedding party and guest list?  Geodes are BEAUTIFUL ... buying them as coasters from Anthropologie is amazing!  Having one open and smiling vertically as a couple dances their first cha-cha??  Maybe not so much.

HEATHER, AS FUNNY AS THAT MAY BE TO YOU, WE GET ASKED TO MAKE THEM ... SO, WHAT'S YOUR F*CKING POINT?

Agreed!  My point is that we as a community need to put a box over this trend and stop using them for styled shoots, on Instagram, to make the point of a 'beautiful' wedding idea ... if we all ban together and stop the muff-ing madness over these cakes then maybe we can stop brides and grooms from asking for them ... 

IS IT A PLAN?

Remember when mason jars with sunflowers were in??  Don't see those anymore (thank gawd!!) ... so I believe we can quiet this kitty with a little teamwork ... who's in?

XO~ Heather